I know you are trying to get with me, but I heard something not-good about you from my friend. She said you had a small penis. Now, she could be lying and full of it so I'm going to give you a chance to prove otherwise.
LOL
LOL, really that's it? It's so tiny!!
Look at all these other dongs I'm used to! Now, when I compare these dicks with yours, I can't help but notice that your dick reminds me of...
Stay tuned for the end when I play a mean joke on you, and leave you just as unsatisfied as every date you've ever had.
