It's that time of the year... I'm moving.... again!!

As it seems to be the case every year, triple digit temperatures coincide with my lease ending, meaning it's time for yet another hot and sweaty move.  I will be packing up and changing locations, which comes with some meh news and some very good, awesome news.

The meh news first. Moving takes time and is a huge pain in the ass, which tends to slow video production down for a while.  Expect some delays in email responses as I am sorting out the move over the next 3-4 weeks.  I'm also not going to agree to any new custom order videos at this time since I will be too busy packing and unpacking. If you want a custom order, it will take place after mid August-ish.  Once I am unpacked I will let everyone know that the production line is re-opened.

New videos will keep updating in my studios, as these are filmed and set for release well in advance. Be sure to visit my studios to buy and download them.

My Clips4sale Studios:

The awesome news..., my new place is much bigger. A very large room in the new house is designated to become my cam studio.  This means I have a dedicated place for filming and...

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TURNING ON THE WEBCAM FOR LIVE SHOWS!!!!!

This is awesome news since I have not been able to do live shows for about 2 years now. 

Once I'm all moved in and have the studio set up, I will be able to take Niteflirt and Skype shows.

I've also got my fingers crossed that I can put up my stripper pole in the studio but we will have to see about that one. Either way, fuck yeah awesome news that I will be doing cam shows!!

See you all online very soon!

XOXOX

News, updates, blah blah

     If you haven't read all about it on my twitter already, the news is I am moving this week.  Its not a huge move, thank dog.  Its a move across town, but it may as well be Siberia because I still have to pack everything I own, oversee movers, crack the whip to make sure the new place is up to standards, change my info for every utility as well as every place that sends me a check, and a million other annoying errands.  To sum up, everything is a headache this week.  I am super busy, in a rush, running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

     I am shooting as much as I can between making moving arrangements.  The part that takes even longer than shooting new clips is sitting at the computer preparing all of them for upload.  This is where I am bottlenecking at the moment.  I have a load of custom orders all filmed and stored in digital form just waiting for me to have the time to upload and distribute them for your viewing pleasure.  If you are wondering where your custom order is, that's probably where.  To name a few off hand, I have filmed scuba inflation, the watch/glove femme fatale, racist pantyhose lady, and more... forgive me its almost 3am I can't brain anymore. The point of all this aka TL;DR All of my orders are on the way.  Give me some extra time to work around moving.  

Thanks for reading, and now, boobs. 

Welcome to Bikini Season

The temperature is getting hotter and we are hitting 90 degrees Fahrenheit in Texas this week!!  HOT.

I am still pale for some reason, time to get working on that tan!!  Since the pool was full, I decided to go out and get some sun on the roof.

I do love having downtown views.

Find more pics of me in bikinis here.
Be a generous lad and send me new bikinis to wear.

Cuzco and the Sacred Valley, Peru

After we spent a week exploring Lima, we boarded a plane to Cuzco. The first thing some people will notice upon disembarking in Cuzco is the change in elevation. At 11,000 ft above sea level, altitude sickness is common. Right off the plane, one of my companions was feeling dizzy. Luckily, Cuzquenians have a remedy on hand. Coca leaves(yes the leaves from which cocaine is derived) are chewed or brewed into tea. The stimulant and diuretic effects of the coca leaves help to offset the dizziness and headaches from the change in altitude. The natural leaf form of coca does not produce a high like cocaine would. Use of coca leaves is legal in Peru, and they sell the tea in most restaurants.

Coca Tea and a Pisco Sour

Local food includes alpaca and guinea pig

Me at Qorikancha

Posing with locals

While the high altitude didn't leave me breathless or dizzy, it did have one very odd effect... on my BOOBS. After a day in Cuzco, I noticed strange gurgling sounds coming from my chest. It sounded like water splashing around, and sometimes like air bubbles moving about. In a panic, I googled 'breast implants at high altitudes' and the first thing that pops up is the story about a woman on a plane whose implants explode from the altitude, killing her. Yikes! This is, of course, an urban legend. Rest assured my breasts never exploded. What actually happens is, there is less pressure at high altitudes, the lower pressure allows gases in the body to expand, the expanded gases form bubbles. I don't believe the bubbles were inside the silicone shell of the implant as this membrane should be impermeable. My hypotheses is that the gas bubbles form around the silicone shell, in the space between the implant and the membrane that the body forms around the implant pocket. In low pressure, expanded liquids and gases are able to move about the pocket, creating the colorful noises I heard. This is my best guess anywho, its not as if we will find any peer reviewed studies on the subject at hand. In the end, ladies with breast implants can be assured that once you go back to a normal altitude, the odd sound effects go away and your boobs return to normal.

Street market on the way to the train station in Poroy

View from the Vistadome train. A boy works on the farm.

Next I'll blog Machu Picchu and my much awaited topless flash from the top of the mountain!

More travel blogs:
Lima, Peru
Florida and the Bahamas
Barbados

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